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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, RAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRR, KILL KILL KILL
— Tyler James

Epic Gamer Juice is the predecessor the all mighty Gamer Juice, which makes anyone who drinks it game even more epicly than ever before, with the additional side effect that you now show the most extreme prejudice towards all minorities known to mankind to the point of wanting to slaughter them.


Just by taking one swig of that shit, Tyler James slaughtered a solid 8,964 people in a 1,000 mile radius that were not white cisgender heterosexual neurotypical males, even taking things as far as making a plane crash into a black neighborhood and setting a Jewish orphanage on fire.

Epic Gamer Juice would go on to be used in multiple eSports leagues. As of now, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has estimated almost 782,000 American Casualties have been caused by the drink. The Food and Drug Administration have put out a statement detailing the planned end of the drink. Epic Gamer Juice will be banned by year's end following the famous 2/27 incident which resulted in [REDACTED] casualties alone. U.S. president Joe Biden put out a statement following the incident. "It really is tragic Americans need suffer through this. However I must say the Epic Gamer Juice truly is something magnificent and banning it will not solve anything. Plus my Realm of the Tower game sessions are going to get so much harder without this beautiful concoction."

At the moment, Epic Gamer Juice's current status as a drink is highly controversial and a heated debate. The way the drink is viewed is expected to decide the 2024 U.S. presidential and midterm elections, as both majority parties are having their own, polar opposite, ideologies.

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